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Penis Painting

The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants.
Jacob: Dude! Nice penis painting, faggot!
Dylan: Stop looking at my cock, faggot!
Jacob: Well maybe if you learned how to piss correctly..*blushes at the clue to his homosexuality*
by Holatisbejamie October 4, 2008
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penis panther

A GUY THATS ON THE HUNT TO TEAR UP SOME VAGINA.
Serge was horny and being a real penis panther last night.
by cock&balls January 22, 2009
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cold penis

A cold penis hapoens when you when you want to have sex with a girl and when it comes time too you get " cold penis" and can't preform
Man me and Becky were toatally about to do it but I got cold penis
by Dooshcat December 21, 2016
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Penis Disease

A disease afflicting lesbians. A lesbian acquires penis disease when she has sex with a guy and then tries to get with a girl again, normally resulting in rejection.
Heather: "Hey Amanda, you busy later tonight?"
Amanda: "Haven't you been sleeping with Alex? No thanks, I don't want to catch your penis disease."
by RuggerLez09 November 25, 2011
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Large Penis

Black people only have this
Why do you have a large penis Jamal
“Cuz I’m black”
by Dtrain004 September 13, 2021
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Urban Penis Tionary

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary
Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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Guacamole nigga penis

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you
random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you
by Wyumi June 17, 2020
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