Ross Penis 

An unusually below average sized penis, generally less than 3 inches erect.

Tiffany: "I saw you go home with a guy last night, how was it?"
Emily: "I was going to have sex with him, but I noticed that he had a ross penis, so I just laughed and went to sleep"

Ross Penis by Ross O. Neill May 8, 2014

Contused penis 

Also known as breaking your penis

The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft

Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over

Contused penis by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016

Dr. seuss penis

A penis that is so fucked that it looks like it could be in a dr. Seuss book.

Girl, that guy I fucked last night had a dr. Seuss penis; it was fucked!

Dr. seuss penis by Fig nag November 29, 2016

Asian penis 

Can be just as big as anyone else's, if not bigger.

My Asian penis is six inches long, and my biggest hater's momma loves taking it for a ride.

Asian penis by SamBissell June 16, 2023

air penis 

an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.

dude 1_your sister plays the air penis well because she's an expert at the real deal.

air penis by Vulva Hammer October 20, 2010

what the heckk... sex penis?

is when u dont fookin know what sex penis is

Person 1: I have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time
Person 2: What the heckk... sex penis?

what the heckk... sex penis? by WhatTheHeckk September 22, 2020

Spider Penis 

(n.) - The smallest imaginable unit of measurement.

ex. - "You need to move that just a spider penis to the right"

Spider Penis by Dean_o December 28, 2011