Swerve on my swag

(verb) moving out of the way of someone else’s coolness and or sexiness.

Swerve on my swag, Kevin. As in, step out of the way of my swag because you cannot handle it.

by Lord_Jorge July 28, 2019

Snap my twig

When you are so pissed off something in your brain snaps and you lose your shit.

That lady in line in front of me is going to make me snap my twig.

Oh dude! He’s about to snap his twig.

by I am Tuffy April 30, 2020

Hold my wine

The lady like/classy way of saying "Hold my beer" which is a precursor for a drunk story, video that ends up on Tosh.O, or metaphorically trying to one up something or someone.

USA: We had a crazy election

France: Hold my wine.

by The Cason-Point April 19, 2017

Poop in my fingernails

A great song by the toilet bowl cleaners. This can also happen if you have shit toilet paper or really long acrylic nails that rip through the paper.

I just finished jamming out to my favorite song Poop in my fingernails by the toilet bowl cleaners on apple music!

by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020

tapping my shit

irritating or aggravating one another. Being annoying and working someone's nerves

The teacher is always tapping my shit when he assigns homework over the weekend.

by @tapping August 31, 2016

Surfed my mojo

To ride off the back of someone elses good fortune.

To willfully use another person's popularity to garner your own.

No one knew who that bitch was till she latched on to me and then introduced herslf to everyone as my new best friend....she totally "surfed my mojo" onto centre stage!

by Zeddie July 6, 2009

My Red Person

Someone that has been by your side since the day you met them. Someone that’s always had your back in good times and bad. Someone that you love and love hard for. Someone that can’t be replaced no matter what. Someone you trust with your life. And seen you at your worst and best with no judgment. Your red person is very straight up so no sugar coating nun. You can be your full self around them. They are goofy, slow, smart, best driver. DEFINITELY A R.O.D.

Best friend: You are my red person bro.

Other best friend: your what?
Best friend: my red person

by Reaj July 14, 2023