Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me
Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-
by BigfootsGrandpa September 30, 2021
Kelly said,"Before Mike dives into that tonight..make sure he puts on his meat cast.. She's been known to break a few."
by KellyCakes22 January 22, 2014
A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.
by stackin2high January 23, 2025
A too good to be true venture, peddled by an unverified business expert that offers you 10% equity in the business in exchange for what ultimately turns out to be everything required for the said business to operate and succeed.
Oh man my wife left me when I went from 17 hour to 19 hour days working on my Vancouver Smoked Meat. Two more quarters and then we can finally list and my 10 points will show her.
by MForbes September 17, 2021
This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
Person 1: "I heard Person 3 slept with the whole football team."
Person 2: "God, she's such a meat peel."
Person 2: "God, she's such a meat peel."
by CryaoticWannabe July 03, 2018
I couldn’t put it in, he had a meat scrunchie
by Asssssfirndbs May 25, 2021