A drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan. This night will eventually end up with you looking for your Black Pearl, yarring most of the time and walking as if you had a wooden leg.
Guaranteed loss of sight, eye patch or not.
Guaranteed loss of sight, eye patch or not.
- Would you like a Captain Jack Sparrow?
- No thanks. Last time I woke up with a tribe in the Caribbeans.
- No thanks. Last time I woke up with a tribe in the Caribbeans.
by aram_j June 23, 2011
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Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.
Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.
by Audwald February 14, 2009
Get the Jack Tooze Joke mug.This guy is the cutest,most funniest boy u will ever meet.You can love him or hate him there's no in between.He is the worlds best actor.He's in IT and Me,Myself and I.Jack is amazing.Jack is loveable.jack is funny .JACK IS EVERYTHING.💞
by Jack Grazer April 22, 2018
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"Oh yea, thats cool, hey did you ever get that Samarai jack, on Blu-ray? Oh sweet, I'll be over later to watch it."
"Oh yea, thats cool, hey did you ever get that Samarai jack, on Blu-ray? Oh sweet, I'll be over later to watch it."
by E.J.Kyle March 9, 2007
Get the samarai jack mug.When a person, male or female, tends to stroke your penis until you get off. Otherwise known as a handjob. It is another way to have someone else masturbate you when you really do not want to have sex.
Last night Sarah asked me, "Can I jack you off? So, I said "sure".
"Wow, I really would love to jack you off, baby!"
"Wow, I really would love to jack you off, baby!"
by Thotcrates October 3, 2016
Get the jack you off mug.Day to celebrate jack harlow on December 18th. The only day you can say "BITCH!" without anyone getting offended. We pop ranch and san pellegrino bottles while wearing our best pair of new balances.
it's Jack Harlow Day so we screaming "BITCH IM FROM KENTUCKY BUT THIS AINT NO FUCKING DIXIE CHICKS" all day
by jackharlowmemes January 3, 2022
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A yo remember that day when we were trippin from that Jack the Silver Rhino?... Na nigga i dont remember shit!
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