green

weed. just weed ok...

Thug 1 : gimme theh green bruh...
Thug 2: nah bruh
Thug 1: bitch, PLEASE EVERYONE GIVE ME THEH GREENS

by Kidorii April 25, 2016

Green Card

Used on ex-gf's,
Gives mates the permission to sleep with your ex, under the condition that after he or just before she is about to Cum. You look her straight in the eyes and say " (insert name) says hi." Get dressed and leave

From this day forward (insert name) has a green card.

by Thefrenchstud March 7, 2017

Goose green school

A smelly place for bad children who can't get into the religious school up the road because God hates them. Spend their time bullying eachother and the teacher and laughing at fat people. The teachers swear like Irish drunks of st Patrick's Day. The lunch is groole. Oliver twist has better food than that. No Goose green kiddo will ever ask for more. It's bumhole food. There are large rodents including rats and maggots infesting the school. The only good teacher is Mr pavlou (love that old geezer)

Person one: I want to punish my child. Where should I send them?
Person two: goose green school

by 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 December 23, 2018

Green mean asserole

The person no one wanted at their Thanksgiving table but somehow makes it to yours every year.

“Is there going to be a green mean asserole at the table again this year Karen, tell me you didn’t invite him? “

by lollypappa November 17, 2020

Shane Green

Some random black guy who is a level 100 freak and a level 1 crook. He has no money, no bitches, and no skill at games. He does however have the most amazing and wonderful and extraordinary best friend any person should wish for and is lucky to have him. This guy has a chode.

Person 1: Hey do you know Shane Green?
Person 2: Unfortunately I remember some fucking camo pants he wore that sucked. I hope someone pees on them.

by The only guy that knows his sh January 1, 2025

green fn

Green FN, commonly known as “Green FN” is a common meme used around the 17th century during the introduction of basketball. When a player shoots outside the box (3 pointer) they would tend to shout “Green FN” which is abbreviated to “Green F—ng N—a”

George Washington scores a 3-pointer “GREEN FN”

by Rhyspenis April 5, 2024

green plastic bag

Best way to store and preserve ur weed Flimsy and secret way to go. Container for the above

I was pretty high on weed and I realized that all my marijuana is stored in a green plastic bag so I thought that was pretty cool whatever but I had a couple beers dat tasted pretty good but I wanted extra food so it was the time to finish up those tacos and the chips and dip then take a nap I still have the green plastic bag until the rv queen says no more I can go on and on...

by yes juanito yes September 10, 2022