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Dog water

Your literallly dang water dude u trash kid doodoo butter nobody fucking likes your fucking adopted that’s why your adopted parents put you up for adoption and killed themselves when nobody would just fucking take you because your literally dog water................... dog................ water. Written and sung by ya boi skinny penis
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Water bug

Similar to a Mud Cricket, only the female jumps boat to boat getting drunk and getting railed. You can find her with dueschbags in big wake boats or Expensive pontoons bought with daddy’s credit card
Bruh, I would fuck with her, she may be hot but she’s a Water Bug
by Fishinboy July 28, 2020
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water

water is fucking wet
by ashk3g September 30, 2018
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Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!
Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.
by Stoney69 June 22, 2022
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Water

by Furlite July 27, 2025
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Sparky water

It is another term for sparling or bubbly water. This has been in use in Houston, Texas since August 2024.
That is really good sparky water, and so much more refreshing than other types.
by Houston Mark January 13, 2025
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Coffee and Water

A term that means sex, or someone who wants sex with someone else

More common in Western European countries, and used to hit on people in diners and breakfast restaurants
Can I order some coffee and water from you? cause I’m getting thirsty
by Kevin_cheese June 13, 2022
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