Tess

Tess is the colleague next door. She's the girl you fall head over heels for at work, but she is taken so you decide to play the long game for your chance in the spotlight. When that chance reveals itself, you go in for the kiss but she turns a cheek and says, "maybe in some other dimension." Like Rocky Balboa, you stand back up and you fight the good fight because you know she's worth it. When she finally comes to her senses, you dare to try again and conquer her, and your lives are forever changed. From that moment on, you wake up next to her every morning wondering if you're still in a dream. That's the power of Tess.

Guy 1: Bro, you have to stop thinking about Tess.
Guy 2: Nah king, I'm going to win her over.

by tabac28 February 13, 2024

Tess

An attractive young white Tesla girl with long colored hair.

I see Peggy Sue at the bus stop every morning, she's a tess.

by Herr Gietlbe February 20, 2024

Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.

At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”

by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024

test

test

test

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Testing

Getting Tested

Usually in reference to one's patience wearing thin, in other words, being "Tested"

or as a forewarning/threat

"Don't test me"

TESTING (Includes but is not limited to):
•IQ
•SAT
•STD

ect. ect.

by Sebasstand February 21, 2024

test

a test

I failed a test

by Metrolinx February 22, 2024

Testinal

When someone fucks up saying a word so hard it’s mostly the word they didn’t initially mean to use.

Dude 1:Yo dude 2 my testinals are burning
Dude 2: you mean testicles lmao???
Dude 1: no intestines.
Dude 2: what the fuck.
Dude 1: why is words so fucking trifficult.

by :0 :3 February 24, 2024