Gluggin' n' Chuggin' is an activity for the brave. The bold. The quick. There are many ways to learn how to glug n' chug- but here's a quick explanation. Stand up straight. Fully straight. Then take your feet and bend them at 45 degree angles. It feels weird but is necessary. Then comes the most important part. GLUG. Sprint as fast as you can at the closest person you can find. They will be intimidated, afraid, and start running for their lives. But then it's even more fun. You spread your feet out to 60 degrees and sprint even faster until you ruthlessly tackle them. This part is the CHUG. So there you have it- first you GLUG then you CHUG. If this puts people in the hospital, you force them to pay by threatening to do it again. Easy? Good. If you need help, ask someone named Sirjean. They're professionals at Gluggin' n' Chuggin'. Now, time to practice. Find that one person who won't share their lunch. AND TAKE THEM DOWN WITH THE GLUG N CHUG. Posting videos on YouTube will further help others successfully complete the Glug n' Chug. So be a good man. GLUG N CHUG TODAY!
You: (places your feet at 45 degree angle and begin sprinting)
The Op: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THEY'RE GLUGGIN! (they start running away)
You: (places your feet at 60 degree angle and continue booking it)
The Op: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE CHUGGING (you tackle them, breaking 206 bones in their body simultaneously) PAY FOR MY HOSPITAL BILLS!!!!!
You: Do you want to get Glugged n'Chugged again?
The Op: NO
You: Then pay your own bills, loser.
The Op: Tell me where you learned that move- I need to know it!
You: Find Sirjean. He can teach you. Now goodbye. Don't make me Glug n' Chug you again.
The Op: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THEY'RE GLUGGIN! (they start running away)
You: (places your feet at 60 degree angle and continue booking it)
The Op: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE CHUGGING (you tackle them, breaking 206 bones in their body simultaneously) PAY FOR MY HOSPITAL BILLS!!!!!
You: Do you want to get Glugged n'Chugged again?
The Op: NO
You: Then pay your own bills, loser.
The Op: Tell me where you learned that move- I need to know it!
You: Find Sirjean. He can teach you. Now goodbye. Don't make me Glug n' Chug you again.
by EricLewisBurner September 22, 2023
Get the Glug n' Chugmug. Any time at your service. From hot pan to chilled juices. Available online and offline 24x7. Delivery available on the fastest track. Serving the sweetest and the sizzling dishes ever.
Donโt worry If you lose your temper. Hot n Cool is ready to chill you out there. ๐
Donโt worry If you lose your temper. Hot n Cool is ready to chill you out there. ๐
by Mubarack November 24, 2021
Get the Hot n coolmug. Smoking marijuana whilst taking a bubble bath. The Tub n' Toke is the only think more relaxing than a shower beer.
Keisha (in a new england accent): Wanna relax with a showah beer?
Ralphie: no lets draw a bath, and Tub n' Toke
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts everyone!
Ralphie: no lets draw a bath, and Tub n' Toke
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts everyone!
by Creator of the Shower Beer February 26, 2014
Get the Tub n' Tokemug. the act of "tugging" someone in public without consent and then running away. tugging being the action of male masturbation
by EnbySkull April 18, 2023
Get the tug n runmug. 

