John

The definition of John is to be very salty. To have much salt. To get very upset when losing at things.

"You are being a John! " I said after winning a game of magic the gathering.

by Twitch0601 May 25, 2017

john andraka

Sexually predator

The john andraka will get ur kids

by Daddypappa34512 May 27, 2017

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017

John day

Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work

Looks like he is a john day today

by Lunchtime27 June 9, 2017

Papa john

What a girl has pizza sized nips

Tanisha is nasty. She's got papa johns

by PAPA Jawnzzzz June 26, 2017

John Krasinski

Who is always Jim for us.
Jim Halpert

Other Person: "John Krasinski was totally great on lip sync battle"
Me: "Who is John?"
Other Person: "I mean Jim Halpert."

by oldtinbox October 31, 2017

John Ozminkowski

A vapid African American hoe that likes a Jessica Smith and celebreatss quanza even tho he’s white.

Wow you celebrate quanza even tho you are white with Jessica smith? You are such a John Ozminkowski.

by Gay African November 11, 2017