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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

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Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022

Hand Butt Hot Rod

After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.

Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.

by swtbbybuttcheeks February 3, 2020

Right hand bish

The best friend/primary assistant of the most important bish.

Thank Christ my right hand bish Ahsanti was there to get me out of that situation.

by #copilotstrong November 26, 2017

Hand skoosh

Hand sanitiser (see antibacterial gel)

Do you want some hand skoosh?

or

Can I borrow some of your hand skoosh?

by theskoosh July 18, 2021

wizard hands

Someone who is good with their hands. Such as fingering.

”The only reason Emma still hooks up with Jake is because he has wizard hands”

by whatsuplosers69 August 24, 2020

Fairy Hands

Effeminate flapping of the hands when scared, startled, or taken by surprise. Usually coupled with a high-pitched gasp or scream. Generally associated with women and queer men, but it is an involuntary motion that can happen to anyone

"Dude, did you see Danny's face when Alicia came out of nowhere and scared him?"
"Yeah!! He screamed like a woman and did fairy hands, that shit was hilarious"

by Turtletaint December 9, 2023