Green New Deal

A very poorly written document. Would not even pass a third grade essay assignment.

Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+

by stainless67 April 17, 2022

green homie

Green homie is a gamer drug addict, he always forgets to plug in his headphones and sometimes even walks around in public with them and have the cord dragging behind him

Person A: Dude... I was smokin’ all day all night and i won three games of Bed Wars...
Person B: Bro, your bear foot, outside, holding a controller in your left hand, weed in the other and you look hella high.
Person A: Frick, I forgot my socks.
Person B: You’re such a green homie...

by King Purple 123 November 9, 2020

green lorax guy

a green suspisious looking character from the lorax

muh hahahahahaha i have sent the green lorax guy to the world he is hilariuos so yay

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

green guys

green guys are probably aliens

whoah man those are some green guys

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020

Big green tracker

Definitely not what you think.

But it can take your girl on a ride 😉

Big green tracker- Ethan does not have this still

by Jitterz November 14, 2020

Big green tracker

Definitely not what you think.

But it can take your girl on a ride 😉

Big green tracker- Ethan does not have this still

by Jitterz November 14, 2020

Green mean asserole

The person no one wanted at their Thanksgiving table but somehow makes it to yours every year.

“Is there going to be a green mean asserole at the table again this year Karen, tell me you didn’t invite him? “

by lollypappa November 17, 2020