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sled-dog

An often misunderstood leadership concept, to "sled-dog" is just like it sounds to the initiated. To those unfamiliar with the term, this article will attempt to explain the vast meaning behind this simple compound word used to describe an extraordinarily intense leadership mindset. To put this concept into practice is not for the feint of heart, and it is suggested that only the strong willed exercise the leadership styles embracing the concept of "sled-dogging".

To best understand how one would "sled-dog" an adversary or challenge, picture yourself observing a pack of sled-dogs pulling a sled. You notice that the lead dog, content in his position, is not truly pulling his weight. Infuriated, you run in step behind the lead dog, and you slit his throat. It is not enough to simply slit this alpha dog's throat. It is imperative that a show of it is made to the other dogs in order to demonstrate to them your aggression and desire to lead.

Once the slaying is finished, you pick up the body of the now dead alpha dog, and you cast the corpse aside. You then take the reigns and push with all your might. Your new pack will now follow you, pulling your sled through the frozen wastes of Hell's 9th Circle if you wish it so.
We've got a lot of hard work to do. We're going to have to "sled-dog" through it.

I hate that guy. I'm going to "sled-dog" his ass.

Our boss is not pulling his weight around here and needs to be removed. I'm going to "sled-dog" that fellow and make things right around here.
by Master Sled Dog April 10, 2009
mugGet the sled-dogmug.

Butchers Dog

A male/female of a rather promiscuous demeanour who has higher than average amount of notches in his/her bedpost.
"Man, I think Karen wants a bit of you."
"Karen? No way man, she's had more sausage than a butchers dog!"
by The Scratching Post April 26, 2013
mugGet the Butchers Dogmug.

dog welder

The scientific term for the magnetron tube used to generate microwaves in a common microwave oven. Purportedly, if these tubes are removed from the safe confines of the oven and energized they will generate enough energy to weld two dogs together. Hot damn!
Oh man, is that a used microwave? Let's crack that sucker open and make one bad-ass dog welder!
by B. B. Rodriguez February 22, 2005
mugGet the dog weldermug.

gnar dog

A hot dog wrapped in bacon. This is a popular street food in northern Mexico, fried on a hot, flat griddle and sold on small mobile carts.
Dude, after we drink 15 beers at this cantina, let's eat some gnar dogs and then puke in our beds.
by chowzdown March 23, 2010
mugGet the gnar dogmug.

Bird-Dog

When a male has mounted his partner and is thrusting his penis into the partners mouth, he removes said penis and moves it wildly from one side of the face to the other. The receiving partner then wildly follows the penis with his or her head trying to catch it. Imagine a dog trying to catch a bird.

As an extra note, the slapping of the face, cheek, and chin with the penis is acceptable/encouraged.
Playa 1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Playa 2: You bet your ass I did. I bird-dogged her for half an hour.
by R-Diddy October 28, 2007
mugGet the Bird-Dogmug.

Dick Dog

To be a dick and be as lazy as a dog.
If I don't get sleep tonight, tomorrow I'm going to feel like a Dick Dog.
by bwebbofar July 14, 2010
mugGet the Dick Dogmug.

Slaughter and the dogs

Listen to then NOWWW
by asdfasdf December 10, 2003
mugGet the Slaughter and the dogsmug.

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