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Bean disease

A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.
“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”

“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”
by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018
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Bean

A beautiful cat with pride, but is afraid of Scott
Scott: Bean! Come ere’ beanzie!
by Imaweirdolmao November 25, 2018
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Ash bean

Putting a cigarette butt out on a bitch’s clit oris
Sam: How’d last night go with Jess?
James: Gave her the old ash bean.
Sam: Nice.
by Cuntosmuntos February 8, 2020
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thanos bean

A gay-ass looking purple pill with a face.
The image also includes:

THANOS BEAN on the top and also

THANOS BEAN on the bottom
Hoe 1: Thanos bean.
Hoe 2: Thanos bean.
by HawaiianHotShot July 27, 2019
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Butter the bean

Hey bro, yesterday I fucked Samantha! She wanted me to "Butter the bean"!
by CaptainCosmos January 27, 2018
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Bean

A slang term which describes the outermost part of the female vagina. Especially when the female is bent over in a doggystyle position, the vagina resembles the shape and contours of a bean.
There is nothing hotter than when a woman bends over naked and shows off her bean.

Billy: "I wish this lima bean turned into a female bean."
Zack:"Yeah, beans are great, except when they give me gas."
Billy: "Carl's Jr.?"
by greedy23 February 9, 2010
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Bean

by Gangstarpatrick October 23, 2020
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