Suck Your Soul

When the penis is sucked to the point where the balls retreat(shribble up) back into the body.

They're totally going to suck your soul.

by Mr.Incognito November 30, 2016

Your Mom Sequence

(v)- The action of stating multiple "your mom" disses within a short time period.

A- Your mom looks like a dog
B- I dogged your mom
B- I did your mom while dogging
B- Stuck my dog in your mom
B- Did your mom on a dog
B- Did your mom's dog
B- Sucked your mom's dog
B- Did your mom's dog while sucking
A- I'm out....*kills himself*

by douche bag February 4, 2005

All Your Base

At first, it was stated with in a game for the Sega Genesis known as "Zero Wing". In which the enemy states "All Your Base Are Belong to Us." The game otherwise was fine it seems, I never played it truely, but looked up on it.

Later a flash movie was made, in which the intro was the scene the phrase was stated then lead to a catchy song. THe words are only versions of "All your base" "all your base are belong to us" and a catchy tune. All the while a flashing of screenshots with the words "All Your Base" are put in to match quite nicely.

To see this and many other renderings, I suggest Newgrounds.

1) How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha.

2)All your Base (Base...Base..)
All your base, are belong to us.

by HowlerSilver November 14, 2005

stroking your cock

A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.

Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.

Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.

by Mikbizzle April 19, 2014

jock your balls

verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with Licking Balls

Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."

Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."

Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"

by MorningGordon September 7, 2008

Record your pronunciation

You can now record your pronunciation of any word you upload for submission!

Damnit!

by LarstaiT November 4, 2003

your mum epic

a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your mother being violated, raped, whoring herself out for money or undergoing some form of gender reassingment. Consistently racist with massive stereotyping. Some your mum epics are long enough to have recurring themes or subplots.

This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.

Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.

such a joke can only be delivered verbally unfortuneately but i do have a forthcoming yourmumcast, which i may attach to this entry in the future.

-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!

- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx

- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit

by eddy baby July 26, 2006