Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.

Alex was cool as beans all summer long.

by El Toros May 21, 2021

Bean

The thing on cat paws thats where you will find a wild bean the beans are tiny oval shaped things on cats paws.

Brianna said "look at those motherfucking beans!" she said while holding up a cats paw "I am going to eat those beans!" on this chungy cat.

by Wahligi September 19, 2022

Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.

"Hello Matthew Bean"
"Hello"

by Xocrone September 16, 2020

Fiddle your bean February

yooooooooooooooo special attention to the sack(fyb)

“how many times a day are ya beat your meat next February”, “you mean fiddle my bean? ,”what.”, “yo it’s Fiddle your bean February “, “ohh gotcha”

by penis retard 69 April 20, 2018

bestest bean

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.

Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.

by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020

Bean

The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.

Bean guess what just happened. Hey bean hows it going?

by human toaster oven February 9, 2021

milk the bean

After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.

She really likes to milk the bean

by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021