Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome

A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.

I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

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by Rpt93 November 28, 2012

Wet Noodle Syndrome

A level of intoxication that a girl reaches, at which point she starts crying for no reason.

Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.

by sulligas January 2, 2012

Ted Cruz syndrome

Temporary abandonment of constituents; increased hatred of American troops; Head permanently stuck up Trump’s ass; retweeting Russian propaganda; moral deficiency; looking like Fidel Castro but much much more of a beta cuck.

Wow, Trump called that man’s wife ugly AF and the man thanked him by giving him a rim job. He totally has Ted Cruz syndrome.

by Everyone hates Ted Cruz May 21, 2021

Mike Jones Syndrome

The repititon of the same thing over and over and over again. And then repeating it a few more times for good measure.

"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, listen up dogs."
"Wow, you've got Mike Jones Syndrome"

by Phoenix Williams October 1, 2007

dpb syndrome

a condition of the brain which causes a person's mind to be cluttered with so many thoughts and so much information (--that they desire to communicate--) that they have trouble getting it all across to whomever they are talking to. This also includes the fact that their words come out slower than they desire, which leads them to stutter because they have so much crap to say.

~A person like this may need to work on their listening skills.
~You may find this syndrome evident in drummer's or in those who are passionate about worshipping God (--through Jesus Christ--) with their life.

“Sorry, my stupid dpb syndrome is kicking in!”

by DanPB June 13, 2006

steven syndrome

noun: (steev sin drome) when an individal has the misfortune to always be surrounded by people of the name "steven"

abby is always around steves, she must have steven syndrome.

steve cunningham is awesome.

by steve cunningham March 13, 2008

Hazim Syndrome

Defined as playing too many champions in the game of League of Legends and expecting to climb.

Jon wants to climb really hard, but he has Hazim Syndrome.
Larry 's Hazim Syndrome is out-of-control; he's playing 100 champions.

by SmartAss69 May 22, 2017