crassic rock

Rock music of any subcategory that is either offensive to listen to or is simply terrible

Nickleback is the most garbage crassic rock to ever play on the radio.

by Jonidcrushfire August 1, 2018

Chris Rocked it

verb - to display grace and focus while under assault.

Man, that chick went Will Smith on me! But I kept it together. Got the job done. Totally Chris Rocked it.

by DJ Ron Shaft April 12, 2022

National Chris-Rocks Day

National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!

"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"

by TheDefinierFort December 3, 2022

Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

A frase on dnd that the DM says when he is fed up with the players, resulting in a TPK

Player: I would like to fuck the dragon.
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!

by Jodeui March 17, 2023

fun rock

noun
A type of rock music that empowers the being of fun. A sound of enjoyment, amusement and pleasure.

The fans were rocking out to their favorite fun rock band, Farewell.

by jeffw1 November 14, 2007

ham rock

Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.

Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?

by HONKIEKONGO May 22, 2018

Dodge Rock

Da also-Mopar-sedan-shaped stone located at da Mayflower's first potential landing-spot on Coastal New England, but dat da Pilgrim-sailors hastily swung away from and instead landed at nearby Plymouth Rock.

Maybe if da ship-riding Puritan Separatists had skipped both Dodge Rock AND Plymouth Rock, and instead landed at Chrysler Rock, it would have been an even more palatable spot wif da combined advantages of da other two locales, since "Da Big C" auto-maker ended up including da "D" and "P" companies.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025