October 16th

National have a malt day

Oh tomorrow is October 16th. I’m going to have a malt!

by October 16th October 15, 2019

October 21

National Slap Ivan Day,

Slap anyone you know named Ivan as hard as you can

October 21st, Slap all Ivans in the face

by Joel Bitten October 20, 2021

October 31st

A day where everyone in the Uk comes together and collectively screams “What in the actual hell, Boris.”
Please, just shut the schools.

“Hey, it’s October 31st! This time 2 years ago, we went into a second ‘lockdown’.”

by PleaseShutSchoolsBJ October 31, 2020

October 22nd

National post nudes on your snapchat story day

Chad: yo bro it’s October 22nd the school thot is gonna post her nudes

Brad: yooo bet

by terrellHasASmallPenis69 October 21, 2019

October 17th

National give your homie a hand-job day. It's not homo if its on October 17th!

homie 1: *rubs dick*

Stranger: *sees* Bro thats gay!
Homie 2: It's october 17th!

by lilnorski October 17, 2019

October 10

N*des day: Send n*des day

Hi my boyfriend would you like me to send n*des on this fine day, October 10?

by Veritasium October 10, 2021

October 18th

National hug someone you think is ugly day! On this day you have to hug someone you think is unattractive.

Reegan:ughhhh
Malea:what's wrong
Reegan: today is october 18th
Malea:oop I feel bad for you you gotta hug wyon

by Lele😘😘😘😘 October 17, 2023