Saugus high school

Saugus High School is the Scrotum of the the Santa Clarita Valley. This school is whiter than the back side of Donald Trumps ass and if you are lucky you might see the occasional Black or Asian around. The only thing diverse about this school is the political views of it, you will hear political groups you have never even heard of. Almost everybody vapes and is filled with alcoholics. The teachers are either laid back as hell or trying to establish the fourth reich, with the exception of a few. Most people are chill with the exception of the people who seem to think that every back corner is a tryout for the UFC which seems to be a good third of the school. Parties here are pretty good and thats about it. The only reason why the school has been getting any attention is because of the shooting. Apart from that it’s just a slightly poorer white washed version of Valencia High School .

Person 1: “Bro did you hear about the fight at Saugus High School?!?”

Person 2: “I truly could not give less of a fuck”

by cash schmoney March 20, 2020

Bellport Middle School

A school where people like Mr. Mac should just stop blowing fucking whistles into microphones to get us to shut the hell up bc NEWS FLASH it doesnt fucking work bitches! also, do you want to die? well say no more! bc this school has the best menu to choose your very last fucking bowl of crap. Hooray!!!! on the other hand, if u want to eat uncooked cookies in home ed, you can! you have no other choice but to eat them and puke ur fucking guts out! and this is a special message to Ms. Garcia..... FUCKING QUIT NO ONE WANTS U AS A TEACHER OK?! GOODBYE!

student: how come i can't go to D.C.?
another student: BC WE GO TO BELLPORT MIDDLE SCHOOL, THE CHEAPEST SCHOOL ON LONG ISLAND.

by dino plant November 2, 2019

Hylton High School

Hylton High School - the place where you can find a fight in the corner of everywhere, gay black niggas, horny ho's and mainly angry one's (hoe's mad) . Hylton is a place is where maximum secured prisons don't look that bad. The place is filled with wannabe gangsters, girls wit pussies dat look like used red meat and roaches all over the damn school. If you want to screw yourself over to getting into college, it's the place for you. Bless Dr. Walts.

Person 1: Wow, she's the biggest bitch I ever met.
Person 2: Well yeah, she goes to Hylton High School.

by kidfromkids October 23, 2019

QUEENSTOWN SECONDARY SCHOOL

a school located at Strathmore Rd filled with bare matreps, minahs, stupid teachers & students, step yps, cancelled discipline teachers and a scamming botak stall owner (joe mama). teachers cares more about tucking in shirts than wearing masks properly and some teachers have sock kinks and confiscate your socks if there's designs or is ankle socks (excluding express people, biased ass teachers). qtss is the most budget school, tables with random blue shit that will stick to wtv you hv, shit aircons in aircon rooms and a 24/7 broken cubicle in the toilets on lvl 4, although toilets smells nice due to the matreps vaping. don't come to this school if you are hydrated, they will ban you from going to piss during exams. lastly, this school think they smart, form teacher are called class mentors, prefects are called student leaders and has a buddy system (never think of people with no friends). ultimately, don't come to this school.

Mr Foo: You thinking of going to Queenstown Secondary School after your primary school?
Tom: Nah it's a shit school like your hairline and arsenal

by urmothersmelly August 21, 2021

Dickerson Middle School

"Hello everyone. Here at Dickerson, we take pride in torturing our students with endless amount for bookwork, homework, classwork, tests, and more work! After you complete a project, you will immediately be given another so that you have no chance to go home and have fun. Our main goal here is to be the number #1 in the state. Luckily, not only destroying our student's lives have helped, but the million dollars all of the parents of the rich kids donate every month! Excuse me, I must yell at a student for having their skirt over an inch above their knee -"

*Innocent Asian girl with glasses walks by carrying textbooks in a skirt that an inch and two centimeters above her knees*

"HEY YOU! CHANGE! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!"

"But... but... *bursts into tears* I'm wearing this outfit because after school I have to go to a funeral. My grandpa died of cancer two days ago...""

"Yeah yeah, I don't care! Go change, b*tch!"

*Little Asian girl runs away with tears streaming down her face*

"As I was saying... Dickerson Middle School is a wonderful school to go to. We deprive you your freedom of speech and to choose where you sit, where your locker is, what your elections are, even where you breathe! Recently we added this new rule: Whether you're in the sixth, seventh, or eighth grade, you must ALL walk in a neat, orderly line! Yes, just like you did in third grade! Now I must go yell at some more children for not turning in their overdue library books. Goodbye!"

Girl 1: "God I hate Dickerson Middle School."

Girl 2: "I know right?! They now even make us walk in lines!"

Mrs. Brink: "GIRLS! YOU ARE NOT SILENT AND WALKING IN A LINE! IN MY OFFICE NOW!"

by Sad student at dickerson February 19, 2012

Jasper High School

The closest thing to hell that has ever existed on earth. Althought it only contains freshmen and sophmores, it still has around 3,000 freakishly smart, overachiveing students. The teachers differ, but the homework load is always ludicrous. Kids who are not in at least 1 AP class are labeled mentally handicapped and a GPA below 3.5 is considered blashpemous. But the worst part of jasper is that it is a school divided. 2/3 of the students will go to plano senior for their final years of high school, while the other 1/3 will go to plano west, the rival school. Friends made at jasper are torn apart by the split, and school spirit is non-existant.

kid 1: hey what's your GPA?
kid 2: 3.9
kid1: woah that's great!
kid 2: are you kidding me? my parents are going to disown me! im not even in the top 10%! I might as well drop out now and apply for a job at McDonalds!
kid 1:oh yeah I forgot, you go to Jasper High School

by msds203 April 4, 2011

legend high school

a high school in the richest part of Parker, colorado. They only care about Juul, partying, sports and money. Even though they aren't good at sports, they never fail to let sophomores Juul in the bathrooms.

-a parking lot filled with BMWs and Juul pods?... that would be Legend High School
-a school with only one state championship? ... also Legend High School
-Five people got suspended for Juuuling in the bathrooms? Only at Legend

by Lisa McCoy May 14, 2018