Bean

Somebody who is abnormally retarded and mentally insufficient in being able to solve simple tasks in daily life.

Kid gets himself out in handball by pulling a Matty Starand missing the serve twice in a row
Handball Players: You Bean!!!

by pattyrogersismydad6969 October 25, 2017

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

smol bean

someone’s who short and annoying

karma is a smol bean🥺owo and is annoying

by _archangell__ March 8, 2021

BEANS

BEANS(but in caps)

Guy 1: "Beans"

by THE_BEAN_KING May 5, 2021

Bean bean

A Spanish man, or boy that is categorized as a faggot as well, sometimes called Sam, and derived from the common derogatory term - beaner-

Guy- yo bean bean grab me a taco

Bean bean- fuck you that's not my name

by Beabeay June 19, 2017

bean hole warrior

Bean hole is the window on your cell in jail / prison. Bean hole warrior is someone who talks a lot of trash when the door is locked and nobody can get to him.

As the guard walked by serving breakfast the inmate screamed obscenities of what he would do to him, the guard said you’re a pretty tough bean hole warrior! Wait till the doors open..

by Hardgore October 14, 2023

vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly

Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.

by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018