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Butchers Dog

A male/female of a rather promiscuous demeanour who has higher than average amount of notches in his/her bedpost.
"Man, I think Karen wants a bit of you."
"Karen? No way man, she's had more sausage than a butchers dog!"
by The Scratching Post April 26, 2013
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Hairy Dog

Kanye: I tugged of the old Hairy Dog last night! ;)
by T' up north March 27, 2015
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fire dog

Formerly known as the IQ crew from Circuit City. Fire Dog is a sad reincarnation of a computer repair service that failed miserably. Now, instead of just messing up your computer, they now have the ability to destroy your home theater equipment as well. If this isn't enough, they will dress in an amazingly strange combination of neon green and black. The name Fire Dog is not going to help this company either.
Check in:
Customer - "I need my computer fixed."
Fire Dog - "We can set up your home theater."
Customer - "I don't need a home theater, just a working computer."
Fire Dog - "Okay."
Check out:
Customer - "Where are all my files?"
Fire Dog - "We fixed your computer, didn't we?"
Customer - "I asked you to fix it, not restore it.
Fire Dog - "Who do you think we are, Geek Squad?"
by Michael Schmidt November 11, 2008
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dog welder

The scientific term for the magnetron tube used to generate microwaves in a common microwave oven. Purportedly, if these tubes are removed from the safe confines of the oven and energized they will generate enough energy to weld two dogs together. Hot damn!
Oh man, is that a used microwave? Let's crack that sucker open and make one bad-ass dog welder!
by B. B. Rodriguez February 22, 2005
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Bird-Dog

When a male has mounted his partner and is thrusting his penis into the partners mouth, he removes said penis and moves it wildly from one side of the face to the other. The receiving partner then wildly follows the penis with his or her head trying to catch it. Imagine a dog trying to catch a bird.

As an extra note, the slapping of the face, cheek, and chin with the penis is acceptable/encouraged.
Playa 1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Playa 2: You bet your ass I did. I bird-dogged her for half an hour.
by R-Diddy October 28, 2007
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Dick Dog

To be a dick and be as lazy as a dog.
If I don't get sleep tonight, tomorrow I'm going to feel like a Dick Dog.
by bwebbofar July 14, 2010
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Slaughter and the dogs

Listen to then NOWWW
by asdfasdf December 10, 2003
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