Dick destroying december

when u masturbate based on the date for example 4 times on the 4th of december

no way i can masturbate everyday during Dick destroying december

by basherr November 5, 2025

December 3rd

National Money machine day

The day where the only song your allowed to listen to is money machine, so you can feel clean. example

Dude1:hey dude! What day is it today?

Dude2:Its national money machine day aka December 3rd! haven’t you heard?
Dude1:What do you in that day
Dude2:You feel clean like a money machine

by SipWritesCrap December 3, 2020

December

Only fuck month, this is so that u can regain ur freedom from last month

this Month is december so that means we can fuck all we want

by Mechelle Obama December 1, 2019

December 9

Matching day, you match clothes with a family member or a friend.

Hey you know what today is?
No
It’s december 9 matching day wanna match?

Sure

by anonymous December 8, 2020

3rd of December

give the person you're talking too your hoodie

"hey it's the 3rd of December can i have your hoodie" "finee"

by handlenar345 December 3, 2022

No Drugs December

No Drugs December means no drugs during the entirety of December. All drugs being banned no exception!

Man No Drugs December ruined my Christmas.

by Qwerty_12345 December 1, 2020

Destroy dick December

The opposite of no nut November where you have to nut the same amount of days you failed in no nut November, as redemption ex: if you failed one day you nut once, but If you failed 12 days before nnn ended then you have to nut the first day once, the second day second, until you get to the last day which is nutting 12 times, you have to do these days consecutively or it doesn't count and you are not redeemed.

Dude I failed on the first day of November, I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive destroy dick December.

by Oofygoofyuh November 4, 2019