Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

by ThomasJohn June 12, 2012

Peanut butter dick

A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

Buttered It

In layman’s terms “fumbled” or a similar term is “dropped the bag”

Definition: Failed to do something or action, missed a shot you took or missed opportunity

In conversation example:
A: Magner did you ever score those tickets to the Sox game that guy you knew?

B: I buttered it, waited too long to ask him and he gave them away.

Or
A: Did you make a move with that girl/guy you’re dating?

B: I buttered it, I had good opportunity but I didn't follow through

In Action:

Attempts Free Throw with basketball or Beer Pong ball and air balls

Response to failed action is: “I buttered it, Dude” or “You buttered it Dude”

by GrizzlyMags July 29, 2023

Dick Butter Stick

A solid block of cum the size of a fairly large butter stick.

“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s my dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022

Dick Butter Stick

A solid rectangular block of cum the size of a fairly large stick of butter.

“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022

Peanut butter falcon

The act of putting your penis in the jar of peanut butter and acting like it is a falcon.

Hey Jenna I pull off a pretty good peanut butter falcon

by fueitbakr April 13, 2024