Squirrel Monkey

A word used for a hot guy. Prefurably a Jock.

Whoa, that squirrel monkey just got a touch down!

by Stephanie January 1, 2005

monkey pants

When you make a pair of trousers out of monkey fur. Usually worn by caucasian people trying to immitate persians...

Yo, that guy's not a persian, he's just wearing motha fuckin' monkey pants...
(proceed to jump out of Escalade and give white guy the old 20 to 1)

Hey Bobby have you ever noticed that Persian people look like they're wearing pants made of Monkey Fur?

by roxycatmd October 30, 2007

Quake Monkey

A guy who shoots people because a video game tells him to.

damn, eric and dylan are a bunch of QUAKE MONKEYS

by daMAN September 26, 2003

funky monkey

see funky gibbon

by elphant June 5, 2003

grease monkey

some guy that gets out of his nasty old truck n looks like he just got a pot-o-gold dumped on him ...........in other words he's a greasy piece of feces

Hey! Get back in the truck grease monkey!

by Shmu June 2, 2004

space monkey

Danny has bananahands and moonboots. Therefore, Danny must be a space monkey.

"Oh man, Danny is such a space monkey."

by vo March 15, 2005

northern monkey

guy from Whitby who works in London so thinks he isnt a northern monkey

Steve Helm

by Anonymous April 2, 2003