sea-slapped

when in the sea and a wave hits you in the face

A: Oh dude, can you see that huge wave coming?
B: What?

B turns around and wave 'slaps' him in the side of his face
A: LOL dude you just got sea-slapped badly!!!!!!!!

by Winnie The Poop August 25, 2012

Poon Slap

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina

I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.

by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016

quack slap

To slap someone in the face with your boobs, particularly when they are large such as D and upwards .

We were having the best sex when she quack slapped me.

by Ndorling December 05, 2017

Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.

Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017

Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D June 06, 2011

Fanny Slap

A fanny slap is a slap that sounds like when you slap a fanny, it usually associates with a ruler and slapping it on the table anything that makes that tingling sound is known as a fanny slap. Could even be a spatular.

Person 1 & 2 are in the maths room

*Person 1 slaps his ruler across the table*

Person 2: Did you hear that?

Person 1: Yer it sounded like a fanny slap!

by LouiiHoare July 04, 2011

Fanny slap

Cringe as fuck

*dabs* fanny slap's

by whiteboywhosmagicallyblack February 18, 2020