that's a crock (of shit)

that is not true/bullshit/crap.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Beer Shit

The odd and often smelly bowel movements formed from a night of heavy drinking. Most beer shits are water based aqueous fluids. College students are particularly susceptible to this occurance.

Student #1- "Dude, I gotta go home."
Student #2- "Why, man?"
Student #1- "I gotta shit sooo bad."
Student #2- "There's a bathroom right there, just use that one."
Student #1- "No, dude; this isn't just any shit, I drank waaay too much last night I'm about to lay down a beer shit."

by tleoxnagshorn September 26, 2009

shit a squirrel

v. To take a huge crap or litterally shit a squirrel

"Man, i woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel"
"Umm, i think i ate your chocolate squirrel"

by LoveTheLamp April 6, 2007

shit list

Something you get put on if you've managed to offend, hurt, humiliate, contradict, disagree, bad mouth, lie, or cheat someone.

Hey man, how you going? Guess what, I'm on Jimmy's shit list! Why? Well I disagreed with him and now I'm on his shit list.

by TD3 August 20, 2010

shit on a stick

school lunch food served in school cafeterias

"wuts for lunch today?"
"shit on a stick ....like usual"

by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

shit fuck

copulation, usually between two males, involving the presence of feces in one or both partner's butts. a form of scat play.

I shit fucked that dude last night and got his crap all over me.

by dumpwatcher February 3, 2010

Dre That Shit

Used as words of encouragment to take a large quality hit of marijuana, much like the famous rapper Dr. Dre would do. If your good enough you will cash it in one hit.

"C'mon Chrystie, Dre that shit!"
"Dre that shit Kyle!"
Past tense: "Mike Dre'd that shit."

by Mike (Baloo) September 6, 2008