John

The most amazing and perfect person you will ever meet. A little bit shy and anti social but really charismatic. Treats his girlfriend like an actual princess and is a total gentleman and would never hurt her. Really strong and handsome with a beautiful smile and the most wonderful eyes.

He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams

Girl 1:" you can be so lucky to call John yours! He is such a gentleman"

Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"

by AnnieHHHH March 22, 2017

Jason John

synonym for idiot

yo dont be a jason john

by stargirlxo March 22, 2017

Johned

To mess up frequently in cases particularity to spelling, grammar, and attracting females.

Guy #1: Look at that guy, he just got denied by that girl.
Guy #2: Ya, he totally johned up.

by Monica Marcone April 6, 2017

Ray Johns

Smooth ; when something just works perfectly

I was Ray Johns when I was getting that girls number

by Thunderous 1 April 15, 2017

john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017

John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.

:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden

by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017

corey john

A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day.. Has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect) A health conscious individual, Corey takes care of himself physically and as a result has a very sexy body. He's a handsome man with determination and drive, highly intelligent, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree, easy to talk to, and full of optimism!

He's basically every girls dream guy and more

His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.

you're lucky you found a Corey John

by Islek sregdor May 6, 2017