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Chelsea Manning

Noun.

Also known as Bradley Manning, formerly a United States soldier who was sent to prison for 35 years for the largest leaking of government documents. She was recently diagnosed with Gender Dysphoria causing her to transition into a woman as soon as possible.
'Did you hear about the Chelsea Manning case?'

'Yeah, I hope she gets off sentence early. '
by GhastlyCat August 25, 2013
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man cave

chiefly american -
a bastardization of "den" or "study" that has brought shame to the english language. man cave is one of those words that makes the listener shudder.

origin of man cave: coined by a slob at the end of the first decade of the 21st century, the repulsive word "man cave" was picked up by a growing population of people with bad taste to describe a deplorable emerging phenomenon of banality. whereas in the past, men who were lucky enough to have an extra room in their houses would generally use them for research, writing, or other constructive activities, a certain new group of men with an abundance of resources and nothing upstairs, began using their extra rooms for sloth and hedonism. words like "study" could no longer be used in a coherent way, while more accurate words likes "porn room" had too many negative connotations. thus, man cave was created to describe this unfortunate consequence of a society afflicated by the disease of affluence.

essential characteristics: man cave is a place where an over-sized slob sits in an over-sized arm chair in front of an over-sized tv and looks at ugly women with over-sized breasts, in a part of the house away from his over-sized wife.
wife: why dont you spend any time with me anymore? youre always in that damn room!
husband waddles to towards the basesment
wife: good! go to your man cave. i dont want to see youre ugly face anyway. i know what you do down there! you filthy bastard!
by acbaebcdedcbcdcba February 8, 2012
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Lil Man

Used by 15 year old chav mums everywhere to describe their sons, who are usually wearing a fake white Nike tracksuit with chocolate ice stains all over it.
Chav mum - Come on lil man let's go to the park and feed the ducks this stale Netto bread!

Chav toddler - No!

Chav mum - Fuck you then you little bastard! *smack, smack, smack*
by Bob Willam August 8, 2009
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man tool

An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.
Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!
by Rich F December 11, 2006
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Man Parts

The male reproductive organs.
Matt Lee likes to put his man parts in oscars anal.
by Jason February 10, 2003
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rubberband man

One who comes up through the struggle.
TI is the rubberband man most def...he hustled and now he's doin it big in the rap game.
by JSchweezie September 25, 2006
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Vagina Man

The savor of a women whose vagina's are getting raped. Usually gives women a fuck only if they're hot. He flies around looking for any villains committing a sexual contact crime. He works with penis girl the savor of penises when men are getting raped by women. They work together to defeat sexual crime and to destroy their evil nemesis IRON DICK who has a dick 10 to 12 feet long metal dick with unknown technology. (do not protect he cities from regular crimes for example: bank robberies).
Oh no, my vagina's getting raped ahhhhhh. Oh look up in the sky. Is it a bird?, is it a plane?, no, it's Vagina Man!!! yay
by you dont gots to knows June 10, 2009
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