My eye ball is moist

moist

Guy one"My eye ball is moist"
Guy two "ok?"

by Dead Rad November 26, 2020

Jelani Eye Appreciation Day

This is the day we appreciate all eyes that are made fun of.

Person 1: Hey what day is it today
Person 2: Friday
Person 1: You know that’s Jelani Eye Appreciation Day right?
Person 2: isn’t that everyday 🙄

by Master of luvvv December 24, 2020

old one brown eye

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

by zacince July 21, 2014

You In Eye Tea Why

1 A confuzzling group words mushed together to make a powerful word called UNITY.
2 A jumble of words that take the majority of people a long period of time to understand/get it.
3 The words of a person who got tea in their eye and they are perplexed because they do not know why.

1 While I was walking down the street I saw a guy iwth a shirt that said "You In Eye Tea Why" I think he was some kind of hippie or something.
2 WTF does You In Eye Tea Why mean?? Holy crappers this is driving me nucking futs!!!
3 ....It's self explanitory ^...........

by Unknown Foreigner June 28, 2008

Blue Eyes White Dragon

A form of kidnapping
You throw the victim in a freezer, so they are unconscious and then pour Gatorade in their eyes to stop them from seeing the location if they wake up during the ride to the kidnap location

Did you see that on the news? Some kid got Blue Eyes White Dragon'd

by a guy who browses UD too much March 31, 2021

Jackson 5 across the eyes

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite

If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.

by Mad Malc November 30, 2015

balled my eyes out

when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.

i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.

by jeffbogart April 18, 2005