Dirty Turtle

An uncircumcised penis after anal sex.

I need a shower— I just ass-fucked this bitch and gotta wash my dirty turtle.

by HW2019 May 24, 2019

dirty gunnar

A great person. Who does wonders with animals.

No there is a awesome dirty Gunnar

by Great Confucius June 14, 2019

Dirty Kandin

Dirty Kandins are thicc and like to do the nasty with Peppa Pig. Dirty Kandins are the worst you can think of. They will do anything. I MEAN ANYTHING. Oh dear god...

Peppa Pig: Omg Dirty Kandin is soooooo badddddd.
Lobster: I know what he has done Peppa, please get therapy before it’s too late.You can’t be looking at someone with bulging thighs.

by REEEREEEKILLTHEVSCOGIRLS August 21, 2019

dirty bully

When you bang a mom and steal her kid's lunch on the way out.

I stopped over at Sarah's during my lunch break and realized I wasn't going to have time to stop for lunch, and gave her the dirty bully.

by White Feller April 27, 2017

dirty coleman

A soldier that remains filthy regardless of how much personal hygiene he or she conducts.

PVT Snuffy is such a Dirty Coleman, he just got out of the shower and is still disgusting!

by eviloldskool September 13, 2017

dirty ritchie

When 2 gay movers get caught having sex on a homeowners bed

Karen Walker caught Geno giving Bryan a dirty Ritchie on her bed when they were supposed to be loading it in the moving van

by Cede May 18, 2017

Dirty Priest

When a string or elastic is tied around the penis in hopes of making a crude form of birth control. Often forming a black ring around the constricted part of the penis resembling a priest's collar.

" Yea I definitely gave her the dirty priest last night, I don't need any kids"

by Mrse7en62 June 29, 2017