Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.

Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*

by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011

Cake

Some salt dog that'll steal your meth money and give you Saxa salt then scoot away.

Customer- "hey man, wtf is this shit?"

Cake - "salt, lol" *scoot*

by RhiRhigurrrl January 23, 2021

fairy cake

A pet name.

Come here you gorgeous fairy cake!

by jacomago October 8, 2014

sheet caked

Enjoying being baked as a cake while in the comfort of your bed.

That joint had me straight sheet caked last night I had to wake and bake the next morning.

by Bomberbiff March 8, 2020

Fruit cake

A Person who is gay but with a cheery positive personality and gets over exited

Damn, Derek is such a fruit cake with plastic surgery and Botox slobbering at that dick picture he found on the internet yesterday

by Shartypantsilovefarts January 3, 2022

Fail Cake

Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.

Yeah she fail caked hard...

by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011

Cheese cake

Smashing a cake in a girls toes and licking it off

I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!

by Coralkomi July 25, 2022