My fruit has gone brown

To have read the entire internet and instead of becoming smarter, actually running out of ideas.

"My fruit has gone brown," Issy told the news conference.

My fruit has gone brown by Surly Dave April 5, 2011

Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.

Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!

Sailing the sea of brown by Steve Chuttney April 7, 2011

going for a brown 

leaving the room to empty your bowels

Hey mum, shut the fuck up about the lybian crisis, I'm going for a brown over here!

going for a brown by buttface the 3rd October 14, 2011

Doctor Emmet Brown 

A name used to describe a person(?) with an ego such that if it were any larger, NASA would be sending a probe to investigate it.

Time traveling paradox creating morons (Doctor Emmet brown)

Doctor Emmet Brown by A real physicist July 24, 2012

Fern Farndale-Brown 

Used to describe an amazing person who is beautiful and funny

Man 1: "Hey see that girl over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a Fern Farndale-Brown"

Fern Farndale-Brown by The man of the shadows October 26, 2012

old one brown eye 

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

old one brown eye by zacince July 21, 2014

corn speckled brown trout 

poop.

I had to go real bad and released the corn speckled brown trout into the wild.

corn speckled brown trout by NonPracticingAtheist July 31, 2016