cut bacon off your back

1. a threat to a person during an altercation. 1. Made popular from an episode of the chappelle show (the spoof real world episode)
2. someone who is so fat, that you could make bacon out of his back rolls.

1.Keep talking and I'll cut some bacon off your back.
2. dude if you don't stop eating, I'll be able to cut cut bacon off your back.

by rodosboy August 11, 2008

my crush likes me back!

IMAGINATION

Dude my crush likes me back!

No dude, IMAGINATION.

by swagger420turnup February 20, 2015

Snap-Back-Golden-Attack

When a human male goes to shake off the last drops from a piss and the last shake of urine doesn't go down, but up.. and flies directly in to the subjects mouth.

Whilst taking a short or long or medium number 1 bathroom break, I shook the shaft close enough to be playing with it, but the final shake (it was my final, because after getting pee in your mouth, you tend to stop doing things..) cemented the Snap-Back-Golden-Attack for grand definition and Urban Dictionary enjoyment.

by HandsomeSasquatch October 26, 2011

brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door

by mickotoole November 7, 2005

If I throw it back, will you catch it?

A question meaning if I throw my ass back, will you catch it. It’s a phrase the can hint at twerking or having sex.

Lauren: if I throw it back, will you catch it?
Sarah: wait what?
Lauren: smh
Sarah: what are you shaking your head at I don’t understand.

by Xoxocoxo June 1, 2018

Suck my dick from the back

The act of tucking a boner back in between the legs and holding it there whilst someone sucks it.

You can suck my dick from the back

by UnholyXx May 29, 2018

I love you to the moon and back

A clumsy bogan phrase used by Facebook Mums and Daughters to express a quantum of love as a measurement of distance. Has become considerably more popular in recent years (source: Google Trends)

'happy bday to my darling husband colin i love you to the moon and back xxx'

by Sassyplease November 11, 2014