tickle my cat

To touch a mans meat wagon

can you tickle my cat

by person12433252454 February 3, 2014

petting my cat

Petting a vagina or penis

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed

by Sydneyllama March 4, 2016

Kitty-mini-cat

Used to describe a mammal smaller than it's usual size. Usually the word is shouted out as soon as you see the creature.

"There goes my kitty-mini-cat, best dog I've ever had."

by Ashlee Grace March 29, 2007

Russian Zombie Cat

The act of taking someone's finger nails and harming another place on their body. Getting owned or pwnd by someone's fingernails.

Hey, want a Russian Zombie Cat? Dude, you got a Russian Zombie Cat!

by samy sam May 12, 2011

Playing cat and mouse

When 2 people are in bed. One is blindfolded and the others shoves a chunk of cheese up their ass. The blindfolded person then finds the cheese with their nose and sniffs it out.

That chick was so fast at playing cat and mouse

by Chompy Chuck November 6, 2015

Cat Got Your Tongue

When you or someone else cannot speak verbally. Usually when a secret got told, or something surprising happened.

Example -

Person 1 - So, how was the show?
Person 2 - Um.. I-.. Ugh..
Person 1 - What? Cat got your tongue again?

Person 2 - Ugh... um.. no.. I mean.. uhh..

by __Gabberss__ March 25, 2017

Cat Donkey Female dog

A PG alternative to the phrase " pussy ass bitch"

Joe: " I wanted to call mike a pussy ass bitch, but i was at work so I called him a cat donkey female dog".
Bob: "That's retarded".

by Huebuckle November 23, 2020