d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

T Smyth

One studly hunk of meat. Toasted lightly on white bread with Mayo on the side. Goes down easy. 10/10 would recommend

I need me some t Smyth.

by a sexy December 14, 2021

t luv

T luv is the kind of guy who grows his toe nails long and then goes on to be a rapper. In fact the "T" in T luv stands for talon which is in reference to his long often glossy toe nails. T luv is the kind of guy who would steal the girl you're talking to at a party and take her home. But yet you find yourself admiring him for it. Maybe you wish he took you home but I digress. T luv is a tall sensitive glass of brooding masculinity waiting to swoop down on unsuspecting prey when he so feels the urge.

That guy just stole my girl and now i want to build a shrine to him. Looks like T luv has stuck again.

by $jabon$ November 23, 2021

kas-t-påsh

kas-t-påsh can be used if someone is dancing and you want to make them t pose you can just scream "KAS-T-PÅSH" and they will start t posing immediately.

oh look Susan is dancing lets get her to t pose KAS-T-PÅSH
Susan starts to t pose immediately

by anonymous January 20, 2023

T-Rex'd

When you can't function your hands while overdosing on cocaine.

That Coke had me t-rex'd bro.

by Modiggity December 7, 2015

T/K

Shorthand hockey slang for Timekeeper, the person who operates the scoreboard and fills in the gamesheet

"Hey can you T/K tonite?"
"no im busy T/King somewhere else"

by Yukaira February 4, 2022

T-Rocked

When your boss takes the department out all night and repeatedly insists on paying the bill and uses a company credit card knowing that it won't be accepted. Then when the bill comes, he pretends its the 18 year old waitresses fault and makes her cry while calling her a c*nt. You then proceed by leaving the establishment without paying the bill, thus punking the group, forcing them to pay the bill.

We went to the 469; we got T-Rocked.

by 469 bar patron December 15, 2008