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Slap Arson Day

Its a day where you slap someone named Arson / Mio. For example:
“Hey Arson, do you know what day it is today?” “No?” “It’s national slap arson day” *slaps arson*
by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022
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strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
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Patty Slap

To spank someone's ass in a playfully sexual context.
1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.

2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.
by waluigimaniac December 27, 2021
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Salty Slap

When you catch the ejaculate inside of your cupped hand, then going on to slapping your sexual partner in the face, with your ejaculate covered hand.
I was having sex with her last night and i decided to finish with a salty slap
by DaGingerWarrior May 8, 2018
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crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.
Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.
by AnnabelS February 11, 2015
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Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.
by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025
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National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.
Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!
by BillieTB November 10, 2020
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