slap your eyeballs

when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs

If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!

by suckmyballsacks69 April 21, 2018

Fart slap

A fart slap.

"I want to fart slap."
"Ok."

by slappybullworm January 30, 2025

strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

SLAP

Sounds Like A Plan

Josh: Do you want to go to the skatepark after work

Emily: SLAP

by jemilyboshua April 9, 2025

Slap short kids

November 1st is slap short kids day.

AYO tryone why did you slap demetruis demacrus tha 3rd you didn't know today's november 1st slap short kids day.

by MR_BASTARD$$$$ November 1, 2021

slap ballss

Slap ballss means suck my dick. Or in other words (smd)

Friend: “You look mad ugly today.”
Me: “You know was slap ballss igh.”

by coochiedestoryer5 August 3, 2021

Cyber-Slap

Upon spotting a dumpster on wheels (Tesla Cyber Truck) you exclaim "Cyber-Slap" while swiftly smacking a friend upside the back of the head like a Japanese comedian duo.

Similar to the old "Punch Buggy" game.

PERSON A: "Cyber-Slap!!" SMACK!!!

PERSON B: Oww! That hurt m'fer!... but my head now matches the pain in my eyes from that ugly piece of shit, so fair enough.

by KaiGaiDesu January 3, 2025