A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops
Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;
Or
You have to take a Stoops Poops
Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;
Or
You have to take a Stoops Poops
My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.
I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024
Get the Stoops Poopsmug. by sirbarksalotr7u489 May 1, 2022
Get the poopmug. 
Someone who licks poop off a pole after getting their butt reamed. Normally also known as a Limpy Wristed Fag as they enjoy licking poop. They tend to not care that they are sucking poop as they have a pole in their mouth..
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
Get the Poop Lickermug. 
Your on poop g 😂
by Handleithard February 28, 2019
Get the Poop gmug. Yo dude why does it smell like Indian? Man, I just took a giant dump and it was a damn curry poop, that's why.
by L'indienne March 18, 2018
Get the Curry Poopmug.