hockey penis

athletes with the biggest dicks but nobody knows it

him and his teammates all have hockey penises

by Yourboicolinn October 16, 2016

Haribo Penis

A penis made from those Haribo gummies.

How to make one:
Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Get another weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Boom, you made a penis! Tell ur mate to make one so you do a blow job!

This Haribo Penis was made from Haribo gummies.

by h2008 November 4, 2018

penis demons

Soul crushing Demons that crawl out your penis and mysteriously get on people you like for me it was my mum I got it on.

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow.

by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

fashionable penis

When you have some kind of fashion design it a fashionable penis

My god Harrison that's a fashionable penis

by Digdeepfaggot September 7, 2017

Penis pimple

My sister that’s all you need to know

“My sister is a penis pimple from hell the ruined my life”

by Shesabitchtrustme December 2, 2017

penis island

When you jerk off and get transported to the majestical 'Penis Island'

Rob: Bro, last night I jerked so hard I went to Penis Island
Rick: Bro! Fucking nice!

by robert55535 June 17, 2016

wolverine penis

The Shaft is long and hairy, it is never shaved, usually prefered by furries.

Wait...you mean your ex doesn't have a wolverine penis?

by U suk meh long time January 30, 2018