Dementor’s Kiss

When one person suddenly farts while the other person is giving mouth to anus CPR

I could hardly breathe after that “Dementor’s Kiss”

by Crustyman November 27, 2024

Moonlight kiss

When your girl blows a bubble with ur seed and then you pop it with ur dih and it goes all over her face.

Austin: Yo Big G gave me a moonlight kiss last night, her face was covered in my cum.

Big G: That bubble was rly big

by BigG-Mccarty April 22, 2025

MAGNA KISS

When you kiss, your braces get stuck together... ouch!

Guy: ouch!! get your braces off!

Girl: DUDE, we just had a Magna Kiss!!

by thezookeeper98 April 25, 2011

Succubus kiss

When a guys dick gets bitten (off) during a bj.

“Man, did you hear what Hannah did to Jason last week?”
“What happened?”
“He got sent to the hospital by a succubus kiss.”

by WangNibler July 18, 2025

Somalian Kiss

The act of two sexually partners pressing their butts together and shitting.

Oh man I heard Mike and Linda were caught Somalian Kissing at work yesterday.

by Chuxk December 29, 2021

National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*

by muschifresser February 1, 2025

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021