john keefe 

Full name John Joseph Keefe. One of the most amazing drummers in the entire world. He is very short, but completely adorable. You can tell he loves what he is doing with all of his heart, and he loves his band mates in both boys like girls and the rebels! He loves his fans more than all of that and is very thankful and a very happy person, though he can be very sarcastic as well! His smile is probably one of the warmest I've ever seen.

aka Beef, Johnny Beef, John-a-hunk-of-beef-Keefe!

Person 1: John keefe is amazing! I love him so much and he just waved to me from he stage!

Person 2: OMG I just caught Beef's drum stick! I'm so happy right now I'm crying, and he's looking right at me and smiling!!!! I could die happily now!

john keefe by blgfan95 August 16, 2011

john popp

A rare male whose large penis eats 6 cats a day.

That John Popp sure was a creeper when looking at my kitty.

john popp by rockies970 November 5, 2013

johnathon cena

A John Cena poser. Thinks he is the greatest man alive, but is as useful as a tin can with AIDS.

Donald Trump is a really big Johnathon Cena.

johnathon cena by Woodchuck Norris March 7, 2016

John 

A guy who is very attractive in many ways and have a big dick like 7 inches is a good kisser very confusing and can get a girl at anytime.It will seem like he don't love you at points but he will always be therefor you no matter what happens.and he can dress and very popular and handsome as hell.

You see John over there he so handsome I wish he was my boyfriend👅💦💦

John by Diamond Reyes July 28, 2016

John 

Literally one of the most common names other than Muhammad. Typically a tall man with a fit build. Often times blue eyes and blonde or light brown hair. Can be extremely annoying yet funny as hell. Extremely caring and puts other people first. Faithful and loving and not afraid to show his emotions. Absolutely incredible athlete.

Who's Kirsten's new boyfriend?
Omg she's dating John, she's so lucky!

John by Jaydee red May 29, 2016

John McNamara 

a savage 69 inches.

he is a John McNamara

John McNamara by 696969696969696969gdfssaagegeg October 7, 2016

john gregory 

Rude

Don't be a John Gregory, that guys rude

john gregory by Username4444 July 21, 2017