John

John is a someone you can stay up late FaceTiming and it never gets old or boring. He has endless jokes (some good most bad) and he has a great laugh that makes you laugh.

John makes you smile

by Skippy2021 November 9, 2021

John

John is the name of a sexy mf who has alot of hoes.

Damn hes so John.

by -Albert Einstein June 16, 2021

John

someone who probably broke hearts a million times

:are you okay?
:no.
:why?
:john.

by yesiknowilovefood April 25, 2022

Yung Long Johns

the worlds greatest rapper, manly and giant.

Wow, your freestyles are great, you resemble Yung Long Johns

by fuggutarded December 9, 2021

John

Will reject a girl multiple times in one sitting.Very firm with their answer.Usually a shorter guy with brown hair and green eyes.Very rude yet honest at the same time. Has a soft,ghetto sounding voice.Will call you out.Good with kids but overall rude and funny.

girl 1:Are you her secret guy?
John: No you wish i was your secret tho.

by $ Jmoney $ September 2, 2020

Big John

Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.

"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom

by The alphabet is a lie November 25, 2023

John B

A sick guy who runs a weed farm called John B’s Cannabis Farm

Yo, it’s John B!

by JohnBsApproach December 30, 2023