CAPTAIN JACK

A very feared pirate that is known for his pet t-dogg and his ways with women the captain knows no fears and is been described as the most wicked pirate to ever walk round college he wears glasses and rusty sword and a ugly hat he owns to slaves that r nicknamed pineapple head and vinurity.

(captain jack)

by jv:D March 20, 2011

I am Jack's

All of the "I am Jack's" lines from the film Fight Club

Articles that the unnamed narrator discovers:

I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata
I Am Jill's Nipple
I Am Jack's Colon

Variations that the unnamed narrator creates:

I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct
I Am Jack's Cold Sweat
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

by Jack Colon May 8, 2008

jack off season

The period of time following a break up from a relationship in which steady pussy was readily available. This refers to the need to begin jacking off again because the pussy one once cherished in their relationship is no longer available for every-day-use.

This is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.

"Dude, I am about to break up with that cunt; I gotta start hitting the gym and working the forearms to start training for jack off season."

"That sucks!"

by MilkMan99 April 15, 2008

Jack Off buddy

male with whom another male masturbates. can either masturbate next to jack off buddy, or give him a helping hand with the favor being returned. good way to relieve stress.

my jack off buddy jerked my cock real hard the other day after my test. i returned the favor.

by stroke June 30, 2008

Ass Jack

Yup ass jack, my frigin dad, "Dont push the button on the microwave too hard u will blow it up, dont lean on the fridge u will knock it over, yup hes an ass jack alright. His mexican lookin self belongs on americas most wanted.

Sala ass jack, peice of crap

by Doob September 30, 2004

Jack Tripper Syndrome

A situation in which two or more parties believe to have a mutual understanding of the subject matter, but unknowingly are addressing two independent thoughts or conclusions.

Direct from Three's Company:

Mr. Furley is suffering from Jack Tripper Syndrome and is standing outside the bathroom and eavesdropping while Jack and Chrissy are installing a shower curtain.

Jack Tripper: Okay, Chrissy, I'll get in the tub with you, then we can get it on.
Chrissy: Get next to me, I'll show you what to do.
Jack Tripper: This isn't exactly the first time I've ever done this.
Chrissy: Maybe so, but girls are better at this than boys.
Jack Tripper: Come on, Chrissy. A little less talk and a little more action, okay?
Chrissy: Okay, you do your part and I'll do mine. I don't think it'll reach!
Jack Tripper: Of course not, you've got to unfold it first!

by Andrew Rakaczki November 8, 2007

Jail-Bait Jack

a) JBJ for short. An old, past-his-prime swinger who chases underage girls of all types. A JBJ will typically wear the same shirt everyday matched with metal-studded jeans. He is often found overly tanned from frequent rides in his Delorean

b) A mixed drink only served in Toronto. It has many forms but normally includes Jack Daniels, a shot of liquid cocaine, diesel fuel, and always a good portion of banana liqueur.

Fucking Jail-Bait Jack! He's too coked up and busy getting underage girls drunk to remember to pay his employees!!

by Baremy April 28, 2010