Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
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patty cake booty

A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.
She's got a patty cake booty
by Wallace 466 July 15, 2021
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Luna Cake

Used to designate any 7-UP flavoured pastry.
My cousin died from eating a Luna Cake

Mario's boyfriend put his piece of Luna Cake in the wrong hole

My uncle married a Luna Cake
by bulbul29 June 16, 2022
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Swiss Cake Roll

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.
Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?
by RealUrethraFranklin February 04, 2025
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Tuna Cake

Looks sweet on the outside but gets fishy when you dig into it.
How did your date go?

He was hot but super weird and stank.

He's giving tuna cake
by Moistpancakes November 28, 2023
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buddy cakes

What’s up buddy cakes
by Morgan man November 11, 2020
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Cake doe

Sittin back countin up this cake doe
by Illusionzblue April 18, 2019
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