Baking a Cake

Feeling a shit curating in one’s bowels.

Damn…I’m baking a cake right now. I will be ready to drop it off soon, as part of my weight loss program.

by Chief Sawnee December 14, 2025

Cake quake

The unintentional chaos caused when an exceptionally large posterior sets off minor tremors upon contact with nearby objects, furniture, or unsuspecting bystanders.

Sammy turned too fast and caused a full Cake Quake — three drinks down and a lamp sideways.

by Meda S. December 25, 2025

Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.

"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Caked

To be covered in someone's ejaculate

"Johnny is so fit, I want to be caked by him"

by S700 February 28, 2023

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

hoe cake

a “hoe cake” is when a man and a woman are in a car or bed and they flip positions during sex (like a pancake is flipped).

“me and my girl had a hoe cake yesterday.”

by MFBenzyDictionary March 9, 2023

hoe cake

a hoe cake is wen a man and a woman flip positions during sex, (like how panCAKES are flipped).
usually disguised as making a real type of cake.

“me and my girlfriend made hoe cakes last night.”

by MFBenzyDictionary March 9, 2023