Sock Guy

They love playing football ⚽ and they are a total simp . They don't know if they like Margarita's more than Amal's .

THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.

THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥

Me - hey look behind you it is sock guy !!! 🧦
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy

SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!

by Donutworry March 30, 2022

guy fever

A condition that causes a girl who has a crush on a guy to go to extreme measures to "own" him like a piece of land. Symptoms can be, irrational behaviour that can lead to friendship loss.

That girl is so deep into guy fever, she can't even see what she's doing.

by Br0kenAngel June 21, 2018

calamari guy

Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised

Oh no here comes calamari guy

by Cloey money June 8, 2018

letting the little guys out

Releasing sperm by stroking or frisking of the penis. Or to jerk off.
(This definition was originated by my friend Nick!)

Every day after school, little Jimmy's mom walks in on him letting the little guys out.

by letting_the_little_guys_out May 19, 2017

The good old guy

The one you want by your side in time of trouble.

"Who are you?"
"I am Him"

"him who?"

"Jalaj —the good old guy. "

by Classic Medivh September 14, 2025

bob guy

Someone who is a Cum Butt Fuck™ and doesn't know how to teach. They seem like the type of person to pronounce "cool whip" as "cool hoo-ip". If you ever have this cum butt fuck as a teacher, I apologize.

Bob Guy is drawing dead people on the screen again.

by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018

guy

fieri

“that dude with spiky hair is guy”

by coach macs secret lover August 21, 2020