King cetti

King of tik tok but now retired (to only himself) wanted the crown but couldn’t take the fame. Skinny boy who where flannel and stripes.

Yo, have you heard of king cetti? He’s such a goddess!!!!!

No way. King cetti followed me back on tik tok. The new Addison Rae!

by Valentina papavero May 23, 2020

Jakobe King

Jakobe King

A really black nigga who lives in Southlake (A place where a bunch of sacks live) and makes money by sucking other niggas dick. Jakobe King swears he has all the girls but he dont. Jakobe is also gay and have a vid of Ricardo jacking off.

by LmaaooooDudee April 21, 2018

King Clawthorne

Some incredibly mid character that nobody loves and everyone wants dead and is unanimously considered a bozo

As the father of King Clawthorne, I am deeply sorry for letting this disappointment live

by ImNotTheRealBrian September 19, 2023

King of hearts

A member of the shuffle alliance with a crest of the king inside a heart on his hands, way too overpowered and once saved human civilization from cyborg cells.

Holy shit! The king of hearts just destroyed a devil colony with love.

by ioisiw July 15, 2023

King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

short king

a man named fil who’s a short king

oh just to let you know i’m a short king

by jesuswith12 January 20, 2024

king row

KING ROW: An idea place in life, or place of opportunity, ideally spoken about to troubled adolescents, commonly referenced as high school graduation, or completion of difficult task

Random southern mother: I had to sacrifice a lot to get you to the KING ROW, now you there you on yo own.

Child: Mama what is the KING ROW.

RM: You will know when get there.

by Slick rich September 16, 2016