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Imminent Death Syndrome

A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.
by Kiko December 19, 2003
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Guitar Acquisition Syndrome

Guitar acquisition Syndrome, or rather "GAS" is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just HAVE to own, no matter what the cost. You lose sleep. You can't eat. It drives you mad!
I just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money I don't even have. Now I'm in debt and eating from a trash can. I've relieved my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, but now I suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.
by andrew rules! July 14, 2006
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Pizza Box Syndrome

Sometimes when you receive home delivery of Pizza the box can get a bit crushed. When you open the box the mozzarella cheese sticks to the top of the box and strings of cheese go from the pizza to the box. This also can happen when you pull down a pair of women’s panties. There will be a cheese like substance stringing from her diseased virgina to her panties. The smell can be worse that the visual. It may be a wicked case of vaginosis. This syndrome is most prevalent in females with large gunts. It also is found when women get large amounts of jizz dumped into their said cunts on a regular basis and do not bother to wash out their snatch.
I was pulling down Joan's big panties last night and I saw a string of cheese from her cunt lips to her droors. Yuck, she must have Pizza Box Syndrome!

Hey Edwin, I tried to fuck your nasty mother last night when I saw her laying in a pool of her own sick outside the bar. When I pulled down her pants I saw "Pizza Box Syndrome", so I left her there for the Mexicans.
by Granny Gromann June 3, 2010
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Guilty Penis Syndrome

Guilty Penis Syndrome (GPS) occurs in young men with strong religious backgrounds, particularly Catholic, and manifests itself as feelings of remorse, regret, or inhibition immediately before, during, or after sexual intercourse. When it happens immediately before, they guy may suddenly abort his mission and abruptly flee. When it happens during sex, some men will stop mid-coitus as they are no longer able to perform, but most men will still finish, albeit with some degree of difficulty as they are distracted by the feeling that they "shouldn't be doing this..." When it happens afterward, the guy may behave strangely toward the girl he was with, often reacting with hostility and blaming the other person for his supposed misdeed.
"Hey, what happened with Paul? You two really hit it off at that party last week."
"Yeah, I was totally into him, and he came on strong so we went back to my place. We were all over each other, but when he took his shirt off I commented that I like the little gold cross he was wearing and he totally flipped out. He jumped up and literally ran out of my apartment. I don't get it, it was weird."
"Girl, don't worry about it. He obviously has Guilty Penis Syndrome. The same thing happened to me last year."
by Genebeeb October 6, 2009
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delta down syndrome

A name referring to the fight group known as Delta. This is used when describing any flight in a JROTC unit. It can used to describe any flight or group regardless of the actual flight its self. Can be used when singing degrading songs while marching. This is only used if and when a flight is made up of complete idiots, and at least a quarter of the flight has a form of Down syndrome.
by Buttonedplace11 February 1, 2018
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fashion stockholm syndrome

when u initially think a clothing trend is abhorrent, but after being around it enough u start wearing it.
I used to think skinny jeans made a man into a hipster douchebag or a tranny, but after seeing them for months on people around me I am suffering from fashion stockholm syndrome & I am wearing them too.
by seattle is superior May 5, 2011
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open bar syndrome

A state of excessive drunkenness resulting from an open bar social event.

When an individual drinks more alcohol, more aggressively simply because it is free.
I was drinking like I had open bar syndrome.

I had open bar syndrome. I puked.
by pants1848 April 26, 2010
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