God church

A term used to describe how much people like and ore praise something and or someone

Jake is a stupid cunt but, his merch is selling like a god church

by Dank Memes boiiiiiiiiiii October 4, 2017

God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.

I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.

by Intellegent Professor June 5, 2017

God

something or someone that does not exist :), and pleople thinks that exist and he is powerful and he is going to punish them when they die

Person: I believe in god
Person 2 : He does not exist

by Giussepe June 13, 2017

therapy god

one whose therapy level is over nine thousand.

yo did you see Ian yesterday he comforted Abby so good that she was screaming therapy god.

by The_hokage July 15, 2017

God

A being that many belive in even if we all know that doesn't exists

-Hey! Do you belive in GOD?
-Wtf is that?

by Crixz June 26, 2017

lord of god

It’s when something is so amazing it’s a GOD but so much better that it can be the lord,but it can’t just be the lord it’s the lord of god

U in a car shirtless now that’s a lord of god

by Lordy Jesus November 5, 2017

Pylon God

The true father of all beings.

Oh dear Pylon God forgive me for i have followed thine sinner known as Daquan.

by nevertobeseenagain November 6, 2017