cake buff

buff the ass.

when a character is lacking some ASSests.

ME: "Aamon's skin just dropped today and man it looks kina fineeee."
Friend: "Fine?? Babe, he lacking that cake."
Me: "Now that you point that out his ass is a pancake and it ain't a fluffy one! OMG! I hope they buff his cake soon."
Friend: "Moonton cake buff pls."

by PROTEST TO BUFF AAMON'S CAKE. January 2, 2023

Cake

1. a lie

THE CAKE IS A LIE

by P0tat0s January 11, 2024

Twat Cake

A girl called katie

He called her a Twat cake because her name was Katie

by king clayton December 31, 2018

Butt Cake

A cake shaped like a butt. Not to be confused with bukkake.

I ate an excellent butt cake last night.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

jiggle cake

If you jizz into a ramekin and microwave it

Oh, Sandra thought the Jell-O shot had a funny taste, but really I gave her a jiggle cake

by Crabstick69 October 27, 2020

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Delaware Bundt Cake

A Bukakke scenario. The main difference in this variant from the Cincinatti bundt cake is that immediately before the male participants ejaculate on the female participant's ass, you spray her ass with baby powder or talcum powder - as if that is the powdered sugar under the white glazing

I was thinking of giving her a Cincinatti bundt cake but I had a bottle of Gold Bond powder next to the bed. So I pulled out, slapped her ass with the powder, and gave her a Delaware Bundt Cake

by Timberlane June 24, 2010